You Could Be Anything

Today, for the first time every, I embarked on a journey...I search for myself on YouTube.

I was surprised to find myself singing an aria in an opera. I find that I am quite the accomplished opera singer.

There is also a video of me wearing a cape while riding a bike into a swamp. I found this special, because apparently I love swimming in swampy water.

There are a host of videos of me doing random things, like:
- Wrestling a big yellow donut
- Boxing some tough opponents
- Practicing for my Major League Debut
- Displaying my cat like reflexes
- Playing songs of freedom with my new band
and
- Trying to rid the world of armpit sweat Oh Joy!

Of course none of these videos are actually of me. But it's good to know that there are guys with my name who are super intelligent. If you spent more time searching, you'd find dumb asses jumping out of trees, licking more things, and eating a piece of paper. It's good to know that I'm in good company

But, there are actually two videos that I endorse, because I'm actually in them. Both of them were made by my friend Matt. The first is the short film that he made entitled, A Foreign Film. It is a movie about relationships, and it features my old band's music. Second is a PSA that he made for school, and is being used by Phoenix Copper Bike. I highly suggest at least checking out the ones that I'm actually in. Matt did a great job on both. If you wanna laugh then check out my doppelgangers.